Mammodamn!

Since Tuesday’s mammogram was my first one I’ve ever had, I was kind of dreading the pain it was going to cause me. Having heard many horror stories about squeezing, pulling, twisting and yanking, it wasn’t like I was expecting the relaxing setting of a mani/pedi spa. Despite having my boobs squished between what literally looked like a big block of glass, I also didn’t find it as much painful as it was uncomfortable. What I did find out very quickly, however, is that you have to be a freaking contortionist to get into the positions they want you to be in so that they can pull, twist and yank you as they need. 

“Tara, push your bottom this way. No that way. No further out….back….further”. My response to my super friendly tit handler? “to make it easier in the future for you, when you have  youngsters like me come in that have never had these done before, just ask them to give you their best porno pose. They’ll give you what you want.” Lol

Anyone in the Niagara Region knows how horrendous the weather was in the morning and so they had some cancellations which allowed me to get my ultrasound earlier, too. I survived both tests and I see my Dr on January 28^th for results. I don't think I'll ever look at a panini press the same again.

~Tara